This is a single-page .pdf file that prints into a quad-fold page, making a small 4-page mini-book to be used only for entertainment purposes ... just for a laugh or two and a chuckle here and there.

Each page is filled with snide, sarcastic comments one would make to someone who has just defeated them in a round of golf...

Here are a few examples of what you will find in the Bill of Rights For Golfers:

Don’t embarrass me by asking if it’s a "gimmie". I’ll let you know if I concede. If at any time I happen to get into trouble on the course, don’t bother to make any remarks such as "You would have been on if it hadn’t taken a bad hop", or "The wind caught that one and carried it out of bounds". I am capable of doing my own analyzing and/or sympathizing. My faults have been pointed out to me by my professional and also by a number of my FORMER friends.

Nothing that cuts to the bone and could end friendships, just a few little quips and comments to let your opponent know that you "don't like losing".

Nothing says you have to like losing to be a good sport, you just have to accept it...

Also, being a "good loser" doesn't mean you can't enjoy yourself by throwing out a few barbs and a few verbal jabs of your own...

To your success!

Dean Brenner
Webmaster
BWS Group